We are Whiny Ungrateful Shitheads
I AM A WHINY UNGRATEFUL SHITHEAD BECAUSE I USED THE KNIFE TO STIR MY COFFEE
I AM AN UNGRATEFUL WHINY SHITHEAD BECAUSE THE ANONS HATE ME
I AM A WHINY, UNGRATEFUL SHITHEAD BECAUSE I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT MAKING SURE MY GIRLFRIEND WAS OKAY
I LOVE YOU WHINY UNGRATEFUL SHITHEADS. (no we are not going to the hospital, shut up and ffff why are you putting utensils down your shirt)

WE CANNOT ANSWER

WHINY UNGRATEFUL SHITHEADS DO NOT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH

IF YOU WERE ONE OF US YOU WOULD KNOW

BALEETED 

WE ARE WHINY UNGRATEFUL SHITHEADS BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FORKS